Friday 4 May 2018

BADUMBAA

NOTE: PLEASE PLAY THIS FOR MOBILE USERS, FOR A COMPLETE STORY. THANK YOU :)



When The Banyan Tree decided to plant a small seedling, his feelings were only described by his roots coming to a still on a windy day when he saw a little blue flower blooming on his baby seedling. He decided to name it Bamboo, after his own first letter 'B'.



Banyan was full of life, musical & caring tree. Banyan's greatest ambition was to be in a drama. He preferred the animals calling him "SIR DRAMA QUEEN". But after Bamboo came, he forgot his first ambition.

Daily, he used to shrink his leaves into himself when the raindrops started falling & let them back into the air to cover Bamboo once he felt he had bathed & drunk to his heart's content.

Bamboo was now shooting upwards in the air. There was no stopping him. His back was straight like those military-green shirt-bearers, he was lush green & smelled bamboo fresh to the ladies. He was the apple of Banyan's eye or the bamboo of his falling roots.

It was a monsoon when Bamboo fell in love. Bamboo was gay so naturally, he did not show interest in the females, period

Neither did he show interest in the males of the farm. He saw a stout, fat-bellied man walking towards him with an excitement of a lover coming to pluck flowers for his darling. Never had anybody walked towards him with such excitement or purpose. He was beautiful but useful only because of his exterior organ, his blue flower.

He proposed his flower to the man who gladly took it. In return, he promised to take care of his flower & come back to see him often but at the moment, he had to leave. And leave he did.



The Banyan Tree kept silent during the conversation. The man used to send letters, The Banyan kept silent. The man once sent pictures of the now dead flower & its sprout which he had buried in the earth. The Banyan kept silent. Bamboo kept waiting. No more flowers came on Bamboo after his first.

The Banyan tree kept silent for 65 years until one day he got a trunkache. It was normal for Bamboo to get trunkaches but Banyan had never once let his leaves fall or his barks complain. He decided that the time had now come to fulfill his greatest ambition. 

SCRIPT:

Banyan: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bamboo: Father! Father! What hurts?
Banyan: My heart & my trunk!
Bamboo: I can only heal your trunk. How can I heal your heart?
Banyan: There is a red rose flower behind our farmhouse. Get me that & its scent will heal me.
Bamboo: A flower? Why do you need a flower?
Banyan: Because I want to gift myself a red rose. It is Valentine's Day you aged idiot!

'I have never left our farmhouse', says a scared Bamboo but he relented seeing his Drama Queen's puppy roots, 'Alright I will get you a rose flower.' After crossing the farmhouse, Bamboo takes up the entire day to cross a 2-hour long forest. Forst, he got scared, then curious, on discovering that the small jumpy sounds were being made by a woody squirrel & her small white friend fighting over a nut. Slowly, his walk became calm.

Excited to be at the end of his journey, he began running until he reached a garden of thorns. There were no roses. He started crying bitterly. But instead of blaming his father, he started cursing his lover. The stout fat bellied man. 

He cried until the rain started falling. 'I am crying for a reason but why are the clouds crying?' wondered he. He suddenly remembered the first shower he had & how the next day, he had a blue flower like an adornment on his green self. 



'They are crying because I am crying'. 'They were showering when I wanted to shower.' I will give my father a flower, saying this he blew his nose as loudly as he could & showered & drank again to his heart's content.

He slept, waited, sang until the morning of the 6th day when he opened his eyes & saw a blue flower blooming.


Author's Note: When I die, I hope I am worthy of someone saying - 'Khele Hum Jeen Jaan Se'
:)

Tuesday 1 May 2018

A Pink Wife



Once upon a time, there was a beautiful wife. She wore a pink frock, pink lipstick & blonde hair. Everybody who saw her would scream to buy her. Everybody who bought her would play with her. Slowly, she changed the people she lived with. They wanted to become like her. They wanted to become pink. They wanted to become The Wife.
The Wife was carved by a beautiful woman named Gratis who spend her days writing words in the barks of the mango tree her mother had planted 20 years ago. One day, her mother asked her, 'Gratis why do you hurt trees?' I don't hurt my mango tree Ma, I draw with powder on its brown canvas'.

Days passed when her drawings were rubbed & removed by the blue rains. It looked as if the words were melting snow. Slowly removed, drop by drop. Her mother's tinkering laugh sounded like bamboo's flute to Gratis until she said, 'your words are not permanent.' 'But my happiness on carving them is' thought she.
Another day in her forest brought lightning along with a family of 3 rabbits under her mango tree. Her mother opened her mouth & said a meaningless word, 'aww'. Inspired, Gratis decided to write it on her tree. Her actions made her mother angry. 'Gratis, these words are not permanent. Look at those rabbits. Pink ears & a pair with a kit. They are a family. Their happiness is permanent.'
Gratis was hurt. She decided to make something pink & permanent & happy. She picked up the wood her mother had kept for making fire & carved her own self. She used all of her mother's wisdom. 'Its time for you to get married; don't wander or you will be lost; If you lose your way home, you will forget me...'
Her creature was pink like their ears, white like their fur, soft like their eyes & beautiful like their walk. A few days later, when the rabbits left, she gifted the doll to her now, a sad mother. 'You look like a wife', smiled her mother. She placed it on her kitchen window sill & started crying.

Author's Note: Original Story;  Available on UC News as STORYTELLER. No reproduction is allowed without the author's express & written consent.

Sunday 25 March 2018

HICHKI - Hollywood class in Hindi




Copy ke last paper p apna dar likho, ghar ki chat p jao aur plane bana k uda do
Bachpan me kiya hoga, aaj firse karo
Jo seekh bhool gaye ho, us chapter ko fir se padh lena chahiye
Jo baatein yaad nahi rehti, vo bhooli nahi jati

Kitab fir se khul jati hai


ही - ही - हिचकी , गले  से  उभरती  हिचकी
कही  जुबां  पे  आते  लफ्ज़ो  को , लगाम  देती  एक  हिचकी
तो  कही  उड़ती  उड़ान  को  देख , दिल  में  उठती   हिचकी
कभी  एक  कहानी  को  पढ़ , आँसू  बनके  बहती  हिचकी
तो  कभी  एक  लड़ाई  में  ही , भाई  से  भाई  की  होजाती  हिचकी

दिल  में  तूफ़ान  है , पर  आँखों  में  है  हिचकी
ये  जिसकी  होजाये , बर्बादी  है  उसकी
छत  पे  जाके  उड़ा  दो  फिर  से  सपनो  को
कागज़  बनके  उड़  जाएगी  हिचकी

ही - ही - हिचकी



Saturday 17 September 2016

Deepak Sehgal deserves a national award




At the end of the movie, when everyone was walking away, these words fell on my ears & I stopped
my feet but my determination started walking.. again...

When Deepak Sehgal fills the ink in the words of Tanveer Ghazi, 
it made my dead heart, 
beat.

This poetry ends the movie PINK -

Tu khud ki khoj me nikal
Tu kis liye hatash hai
Tu chal tere vajood ki
Samay ko bhi talaash hai

Jo tujhse lipti bediya
samajh na unko vastra tu


Jo tujhse lipti bediya
samajh na unko vastra tu

ye bediya pighaal kar
bana le inko shastra tu


Tu khud ki khoj me nikal

*****


I host a show called Kaun Banega Crorpati and on the hot seat one day I had a young lady about 23 years old  who had reached the hot seat. I asked her where she came from. She said, "mai ek chote se gaav se ayi hu"(I come froma small village). I asked her, her life story. She said, 'after the 7th standard, her father stopped educating her. Because he said, ' tumhare upar mai aur paise, waste nahi karna chahta hu kyunki uske baad tumhari shaadi ho jayegi'. (I dont want to waste anymore money on you because after that you will get married)

'Apne paise zaya kyu karu tumpe?' (Why should I waste my money on you?). That is hurtful. This girl never listened to the parents, she revolted. She was thrown out of the house. She went to her grandmother's house, vaha bhi uske sath, aisa anyaay hua, tarah tarah ki uske sath badsalooki hui. (She suffered the same injustice there as well & was abused in various manners). But she continued to study on her own. And she landed up on the hot seat.

And I want to tell you, (insert audience clapping including me listening to his words), at the end of the game show, she won 25 lakh rupees. And when I asked her what she is going to do with this cheque? She said, 'I am going to take this cheque, to my father, and tell him, that even a daughter, is an asset to the family.
*****
I have words of my own to write but so much beauty, calls to be spread -

Bras offend
So do breasts

And what do you know? 

So does a flat chest

Skirts are a no-no
Because legs are bare 
Jeans bhi mat pehno 
Because legs are there
(What about a long skirt? 
Dilemma, yaar! 
Brb consulting my book of sanskaars)
What if I cover myself 
From head to toe?
*cough* secularism *cough* security *cough*
Sorry. But no.
Enough! I renounce clothing
From now I will be nude
No way! What do you think you are –
A dude?
PINK is BLUE - BLUE is PINK
human expectations are different



Ae Dil Hai Mushkil - Karan Johar's love life






This trailer earned me a self made degree in C.I.D.

I had my eyes & ears snooping the entire Internet for any word on the movie apart from 'Bulleya', which not to forget, is OH MY GOD WOW !

If rumours are to be believed, Aishwarya plays the role of an older woman whose husband (Shahrukh Khan :) ) dies. An attractive & lonely mystery is a thing of dreams & Ranbir Kapoor gets this dream.
But will this dream lead to a happy ending?

Whose one sided love is it? 


Watching the trailer leads one to believe that Ranbir loves Anushka but Anushka has a boyfriend in the film as confirmed by the actor playing it. She rejects him. Later a bearded Ranbir is seen romancing Aishwarya. In a particular shot, Ranbir is seen looking at Anushka who looks back at him while Aishwarya sees this.

This is what Karan Johar said about the rumours, 

"Ranbir does not have a double role at all. To the people who have seen his two looks in the film, I just have to say: ‘People shave, dude.’ There’s so much speculation. The other rumour I’ve heard is that it’s a Doosra Aadmi remake. It’s not, it’s not a film about infidelity at all. The ‘morality’ is not questionable, so to say. Just because a film has four characters, they wonder if it’ll be like Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna. Not at all."


FAWAD KHAN

He confirmed that he will be playing a DJ, his character becomes a backbone for a certain conflict of a character in the movie." 

IMRAN ABBAS

Abbas will be seen as a boyfriend of Anushka's character.

CHARACTER NAMES

Ranbir Kapoor - a Hindu boy named Ayan 
Anushka Sharma - a Muslim girl named Alizeh. 
Aishwarya Rai Bachchan - Saba Taliyar Khan

The lucky mascot Kajol will ofcourse put her wit in with the beautiful Lisa Haydon.

My last word - Karan Johar has been in love twice, unreciprocated.

Karan was quoted saying, "I told Ranbir that on some level, in some way, you are playing me." He added that ADHM is an unabashed take on un-reciprocated love which comes from his own life experiences.

"Normally I make films through observations that I filter through a dramatic, a cinematic palette. Not this time. I've been in love twice in my life and it's been un-reciprocated both times," Karan said.

Does Ranbir Kapoor fall in love twice with a failure both the times? 

A story about heart break but which heart will break?

Awaiting release..